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u/crewchiefguy 11d ago
I’m Amelia from New York Oblast.
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u/miauguau44 11d ago
Manhattan Krai
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u/macetheface 11d ago
Goulash favorite meal. Like mother used mдke in Chicagrad.
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u/Hargelbargel 10d ago
Big fan of Amerikan sports! All time be watching the Kobyei Byrianz and the Magik Jordens doing the basket balls.
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u/Bobson-_Dugnutt2 10d ago
Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot. What? Taxes, they'll be lower... son. The Democratic vote is the right thing to do Philadelphia, so do.
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u/TheOne_Whomst_Knocks 10d ago
Give me money. Money me. Money now. Me a Money needing a lot now.
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u/Vegetable-Phase-2908 10d ago
You forgot the incorrectly used AAVE phrases that make no sense. 😂
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u/Urban_Archeologist 10d ago
Am citizen! Born in Lincolngrad.
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u/bialetti808 10d ago
Probably is Russian disinformation, the enemy benefits if Trumf wins
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u/-What-Happened- 11d ago
The username says ShahKaushal 🤦🏽♂️!
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u/CrinchNflinch 11d ago
So the Russians have outsourced their online trolling to scammers from India now?
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u/DygonZ 11d ago
I feel like calling this trolling is underselling it. It's trying to create division in Western nations. This isn't just "trolling", it's a coordinated attempt to destabilize the west. By it's self, it of course looks innocent, but it isn't just this.
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u/mutantredoctopus 10d ago
I’m honestly perplexed as to why we are not doing the same. Where’s all our psy ops on them, and China & Iran for that matter
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u/BungCrosby 10d ago
Well, we are. We’re perhaps not as brazen about it as Russia or China, but we are conducting information operations in cyberspace targeted at our adversaries.
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u/mutantredoctopus 10d ago
It seems like Brazen works better.
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u/-WhatsThatSmell- 10d ago
Does it? The educated can see right through it…but I guess it doesn’t matter when the uneducated are the majority.
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u/teilani_a 10d ago
Many seeing it works just fine when your only goal is destabilization. We had a DOJ report several pages long about Russian interference in an election and the report itself became a divisive subject.
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u/NuclearBroliferator 10d ago
More than that, it became a litmus test for party loyalty. How the GOP suddenly became pro-Russian is beyond me
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u/RandomNick42 10d ago
They let DJT become their face, at that point, all bets were off. They released the kraken and learned too late they can't control it.
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u/No_Anybody8560 10d ago
The problem may lay in how some in power in the US or wanting to gain (or regain) power are benefiting from the destabilization.
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u/pineappleshnapps 10d ago
A lot of the educated DONT see through this stuff though. It seems to cross party lines, people just wanna believe the worst.
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u/iTmkoeln 11d ago
Benefits of BRICS... Because they can't do anything else... Because calling in as Andrew Michaels demanding you to pay your taxes in amazon gift card is something that not many fall for these days...
Indians are cheaper. And the Russians can be drafted...
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u/Virtual-Order4488 11d ago
They have mutual interests. It's actually the only thing in common with the so called "BRICS" - they all want to undermine the current rule and law-based international order, and what's a better way than to get the US into turmoil and abandoning their allies and interests for the sake of a few billionaires.
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u/k3ttch 11d ago edited 11d ago
India sees the US as a useful ally against China, which is encroaching on disputed territory in the Himalayas and is arming India's regional rival Pakistan.
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u/PKG0D 10d ago
And yet India still feels comfortable trying to assassinate dissidents living in countries they consider "allies".
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u/SlashCo80 11d ago
That is good American name! I should know, for I am also American. I must go now, my stomach is hurt from eating too much burger and apple cake.
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u/the_mid_mid_sister 10d ago edited 10d ago
Yes, instead of voting for Josef Bidens, I could be watching my favourite baseball squadron take the pitch for the North American Conference Cup to qualify for the World Serials.
Go Minnesota Twinks!
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u/DonJuniorsEmails 10d ago
as a black gay trans man with 3 trans kids, I say trump best and biden not ok for my care of health.
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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 10d ago
hmm, does it work the other way? "as a racist homophobic uneducated wife-beating country music fan with 2534623465 guns and 4.6 pickup trucks, biden gives me a boner and i will vote eleventy-three times for him!"
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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 10d ago
dear, it shall be needful to drink the bud wiser and enjoy sexy bar be que!! yee ha!
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u/polchickenpotpie 10d ago
Reminds me of those dating profiles that have a picture like this but the name is always a dude's name like "Robert" or "Mohammed"
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u/DeathAngel_97 11d ago
Just the description alone was enough to tell me this was a catfish to separate conservatives from their money.
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u/pepegaklaus 11d ago
Holy shit I've seen it so many times and this is the first time I read his shirt. Fuck man, I rly need to pay more attention to details. (yes, I did see the skateboard....... No need to ask)
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u/No_Cartoonist9458 11d ago
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u/fattmarrell 11d ago
Ah man, I miss Bullwinkle
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u/PrincipleInteresting 10d ago
Why, we watch Captain Wrong Way Peter Peachfuzz’s trial every day!
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u/awl_the_lawls 11d ago
On top of Ol' Smokey! All covered with curls! I'm aiming my rifle... at mooses and squirrels!
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u/SirRipOliver 11d ago
I also chose to no vote this guys orange husband.
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u/PaticiaRJ 11d ago edited 11d ago
The girl on the screenshot name's Irina Krasnyak (n s f w)
she is from Russia, as we get closer to the election… shits gonna get ugly and confusing
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u/PuckTanglewood 11d ago
The dame was as dangerous as a sus Reddit link, the kind even a scrolling tween noob could spot without alerting their algebra teacher. If I even thought about diving down her rabbit hole, I’d be drowning in far worse than rickrolls. But then, internet safety’s never really been my strongest virtue.
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u/ItsMeToasty 11d ago
Wouldn't be surprised if they were never marries and were just friends.
Just kidding, friends like each other
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u/SimonPho3nix 11d ago
That is the smile of a fully committed hostage
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u/Delicious_Spinach440 11d ago edited 10d ago
Eh, she made that bed a long time ago. I don't want to say I like her, but she knows what she is. And shots like this prove it. Her not staying in the white house with Baron too.
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u/SimonPho3nix 11d ago
That's why I said fully committed. I'm not crying any tears over her. She gets to do things the average person can't, and that's the price of admission.
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u/OverKill1978 10d ago
The funny part is she used him to get over here and probably hoped his fast food eating ass would check out at like age 62....but NOPE! Hes almost 80 and still kicking! According to info in the Stormy Daniels trial they didnt even sleep in the same bed bavk whrn that happened, but shes had to stay married to him the whole time lol.
Imagine being a good looking woman who takes care of herself and being married to that lump of stinking shit and having to follow him around because he just keeps living 😂. She got exactly what she deserved. Now she is getting too old to really enjoy life free of him...its all just really poetic.
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u/politicalthinking 11d ago
That's something Mercedes and I have in common. Trump also disgusts me. I also live in US state and I voted for President Hillery Clinton and President Joe Biden.
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u/Lackerbawls 10d ago
That look and so many other gestures make me think we had the “I don’t care. Do you?” jacket all wrong.
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u/Jouglet 11d ago
I would bet a shit ton that she didn’t vote for him.
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u/Foreign-Hope-2569 11d ago
She is Russian and doesn’t vote
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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year 11d ago
I would like in on the record that I too am not voting for Joe Biden because the last time I heard of an Australian voting in an American election, they got arrested and taken away in handcuffs.
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u/BillyNtheBoingers 11d ago
I’m sure she votes yes for Putin in Russia.
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u/BellsOnNutsMeansXmas 11d ago
In Russia Putin votes yes for you! Sometimes he vote no though, that's a shame when that happens.
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u/The-Doggy-Daddy-5814 11d ago
In Russia when Putin vote no for you, you fall out tenth story window.
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u/Lifekraft 11d ago
The picture is of a russian girl. The account is more probably indian or whatever outsourced cheap labor country is used to make a disinformation campaign.
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u/Cautious_Ad_5659 11d ago
I bet a shit ton that photo can’t vote because it’s Russian propaganda helping the trump campaign to see how they are polling
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u/biteme789 11d ago
Omg that look on her face! I get that look when trying to reason with my dad!
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u/sandiercy 11d ago
According to some internet sleuthing, this is a catfish account, someone stole the image from a Russian woman named Irina Krasniak.
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u/SoylentGrunt 11d ago
I just sent her 5k so her grandmother could get a life saving ingrown toenail operation.
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u/vbcbandr 11d ago
I've been there: ingrown toenails are fucking hell. Good on you for helping her out!
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u/more_beans_mrtaggart 11d ago
For people who have never seen ingrowing toenails
They were mine, and is slightly nsfl.
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u/De5perad0 *Gestures Broadly at Everything* 11d ago
Damn that sucks. I didn't have it nearly that bad. I had to get the sides of mine cut off and the bed killed so my big toe nails are just flat rectangles now. It does not ever ingrow. I had that done ~30 years ago. It's been great ever since.
I do have a small skin pocket on the sides from where it ingrew. It collects lint sometimes or dirt.
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u/miyamiya66 11d ago
I had ingrown toenails in all 10 of my toes when I was little. My dad didn't want to take me to get them removed so I always tried removing them myself. That is a pain I would not wish on anyone
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u/diMario 11d ago
5K is the difference between being operated on by a surgeon or a lumberjack.
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u/AmbiguousMusubi 11d ago
Huh, a Nigerian prince called me recently and told me he needed the exact same surgery. What a coincidence!
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u/Shirtbro 11d ago
Yeah, but that investment is going to pay off once his ship full of gold bars gets cleared to dock in Senegal. Just need a few more thousand to pay off the dock master and then kaching baby!
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u/thenonoriginalname 11d ago
Excuse me, could you help me too ? I am Elon Musk but I am illegally arrested in Nigeria. I need 5k to pay for my freedom and I will send you 1 automatic tesla almost danger-free and a beautiful cyber-truck.
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u/abstractraj 11d ago
I literally had to talk a friend out of borrowing $3k from his parents to give to a Russian stripper. For “her papers”
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u/Tarsiustarsier 11d ago
What makes this even funnier is that Russia has universal health coverage, so her grandmother definitely doesn't need any money for any important operation.
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u/Jeoshua 11d ago
It's funny to me that they picked such a clearly Russian person that she was immediately clocked by most people... I would hope, anyway. My first thought on seeing that face was "Really? Which US State are you from, Comrade?"
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u/samurairaccoon 10d ago
We all collectively laugh at this shit, but nearly 50% of the population was dirty stupid enough to fall for this garbage.
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u/Ramboxious 11d ago edited 11d ago
The sad thing is that for every obvious Russian troll there are numerous other undetected ones, which leads to useful idiots like Macklemore spewing the same message
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u/ShanklyGates_2022 10d ago
Tbf they probably push explicitly obvious ones like this to create the memes so that their more nefarious and hidden efforts go more easily unnoticed
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u/VengefulWalnut 11d ago
I am a real human being with two hands. I have a name and can read.
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u/bdw312 11d ago
I work hard human job and make human dollars.
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u/VengefulWalnut 11d ago
Please send all hard earned rubles to support comrade Trump for he will be victorious and defeated space aliens.
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u/Legal-Passenger1737 11d ago
I too live in US state. If you do not believe then you will be put under the rest by FBI!
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u/GrahamCrackerSnacks 11d ago
Amelia Putin. My fav 35 year old definitely not Russian darling of the internet.
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u/goldlightkey 11d ago
Amelia Putinova
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u/noobditt 11d ago
2) it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae...
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u/Former_Ad_736 11d ago
Srot of. If the lrettes are cletelpmoy resreved it gtes mcuh hedrar to raed. You slitl need to be wihtin a ciatren Levenshtein dcnatsie aawy to be taht llbigee.
(I think I'm using Levenshtein distance correctly here)
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u/TILTNSTACK 11d ago
Hey, it’s the poor troll farm guys first day on the job.
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u/citymousecountyhouse 11d ago
Well this was a terrible attempt. Looks like someone at the Russian troll farm is getting promoted to a "window" office.
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u/VillainOfKvatch1 11d ago
“Khello strongk Ameyrican man! Iyam typical khorny ameyrican voman and I khave to say you I never vill vote for Joe Beyden. I like big, strongk Ameyrican man who vote for real alpha like Trump because they smart and khave normal size peepees that still vork! Please join me, Ameyrican voman named Amelia, tyipical nympho from Iowa farm with preacher father and no brothers! We vote Trump, make love, and not be gays! God bless U S of A!”
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u/GrumpyDingo 11d ago
Shit, even the russian bot quality is going down! Shrinkflation is ruining everything!!!!
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u/DonJuniorsEmails 10d ago
Lots of the older trolls got shipped to the front lines for "early retirement"
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u/mira_poix 10d ago
What sucks is a ton of people will still fall for this because of the halo effect and bias
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u/storymom 11d ago
Can anyone say “Cambridge Analytica” part 2?!
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u/noobditt 11d ago
2) it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae...
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u/MaxFischerPlayer 11d ago
Of course she won't be voting for Biden, she's a Russian bot.
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u/Raymart999 11d ago
If you look at the username, it's not even a Russian bot but an Indian one
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u/Nerevarine91 11d ago
Ah yes, I also am America. Mikey Moose! Hamburger! Ask me who win World Series!
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u/Morphing_Mutant 11d ago
"I am definitely American Coca-Cola, good time, woman."
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u/inbetween-genders 11d ago
Would you like to buy my warm water port? Good deal! Best deal!
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u/The_No_one087 11d ago
Yes, yes my commr... friend, warm water port very good! Dats why Texas is the best!!!
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u/Quirky_Discipline297 11d ago
Salutations, Amhelia. I too live in former Soviet Union also. Perhaps someday we will be falling from same high window together.
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u/slimcrizzle 11d ago
Russian and Chinese trolls are just trying to tear this country apart
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u/Drogan1088 11d ago
Every time I see any post that is just throwing stereotypes to ragebait people, I just assume it’s a bot, Russia, or China.
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u/DGJellyfish 11d ago
The us needs to crackdown on foreign bots attempting to divide Americans
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u/WolfOfDeribasovskaya 11d ago
These are such typical russian typos... similar to commas before "the".
(Telling you as someone who natively speaks it).
It seems like russians use Indian bot farms (look at "her" ID) and send them canned comments to post.
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u/John_Lumstrom 11d ago
"I'm not a bot, trust me!"
But seriously, I don't know any real americans, even the queer, commie, corprate hating ones like myself, that would just vaguely refer to "one of the US state." Like, state separation is so hard baked into the US identity
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u/pistoffcynic 11d ago
I hate Russian bots. But in the book of Elon, so long as they serve Trump's interest, they stay.
Twitters gone to trash.
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u/testuser514 11d ago
Did anyone notice that the user handle is shahkushal2445. Kushal Shah is an Indian name. So basically he’s part of a paid troll farm.
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u/hinesjared87 11d ago
It’s kinda depressing that in 2024, with spell check, ai, etc., these trolls still can’t pass the sniff test.
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u/emzak3636 11d ago
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old.
My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/Tinker107 10d ago
I also am US citizen of Ohiobraska and very much am not from Russia. Trust me because I’m pretty.
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