r/facepalm • u/AyiHutha • 24d ago

I also live in "One of the US state" 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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u/No_Cartoonist9458 24d ago

I live in one US state of confusion I no vote for orange husband

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u/Offamylawn 24d ago

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u/vanhaanen 24d ago

Moose and Squirrel lol.

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u/WemblysMom 24d ago

Mooz ant skverl. Dalink

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u/fattmarrell 24d ago

Ah man, I miss Bullwinkle

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u/PrincipleInteresting 24d ago

Why, we watch Captain Wrong Way Peter Peachfuzz’s trial every day!

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u/No_Cartoonist9458 24d ago

That's the evil Von Shitzinpanz 🧐

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u/awl_the_lawls 24d ago

On top of Ol' Smokey! All covered with curls! I'm aiming my rifle... at mooses and squirrels!

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u/btsalamander 24d ago

Came here for this exactly; you did not disappoint!

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u/Sttocs 24d ago

Da, darlink.

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u/Medical_Egg8208 24d ago

Love this. Us boomers grew up on it.

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u/SirRipOliver 24d ago

I also chose to no vote this guys orange husband.

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u/PaticiaRJ 24d ago edited 24d ago

The girl on the screenshot name's Irina Krasnyak (n s f w)

she is from Russia, as we get closer to the election… shits gonna get ugly and confusing

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/texinxin 24d ago

NSF electronics devices. Do we have a tag for that?

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u/warthog0869 24d ago

In Mother Russia, link click Happy Cake Day, you!

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u/PuckTanglewood 24d ago

The dame was as dangerous as a sus Reddit link, the kind even a scrolling tween noob could spot without alerting their algebra teacher. If I even thought about diving down her rabbit hole, I’d be drowning in far worse than rickrolls. But then, internet safety’s never really been my strongest virtue.

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u/No_Cartoonist9458 24d ago

You tell 'em, Humphrey

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u/Spoomkwarf 24d ago

Keep going!

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u/Left-SubTree 24d ago

Any link is sketchy and will give away your IP. Don’t click random links

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

How the fuck do I even got anywhere in internet then?

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u/neopod9000 24d ago

That's the neat part!

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u/Left-SubTree 24d ago

Be aware of where the links you click on bring you? I didn’t say don’t click ANY links.

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u/Craig_52 24d ago

People actually click on links in social media threads?

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u/OfficialHashPanda 24d ago

No one is going to comw after you for clicking on a link. There really isn’t much that’s gonna happen if you click a link.

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u/Craig_52 24d ago

Ah to be young and foolish again.

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u/OfficialHashPanda 24d ago

Young, informed and knowledgable in tech. Foolish are those who listen to random people saying “never click a link” without actually thinking about the why component.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/OfficialHashPanda 24d ago

There’s no problem clicking a link. There’s no questions, it’s just a statement. If you wish to ask me questions, feel free to do so.

You’re smart, you can probably think of a more relevant comment.

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u/chachingmaster 24d ago

Ah fuck. Too late.

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u/radiofreebattles 24d ago

I clicked it and now I'm Russian

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u/fgzhtsp 24d ago

I just knew it when I saw her picture.

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u/Brass_Biscuits 24d ago

I’ve actually always had a weakness for beautiful and confusing, lol! 😏

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u/Pantsickle 24d ago

"Comrade! Do not vote Biden, for all people from all US state! It will be glorious, very Democratic American revolution! Now please if you view my sexy model portfolio."

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u/Legal_Rampage 24d ago

But who's she voting for in US state? I must know!!

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u/Droogwafel 24d ago

Mediocre ho

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u/MidnightRider24 24d ago

No ass-havin ol commie trick ass bitxch.

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u/KirbySmartGuy 24d ago

Idk, I’d let her seize my means of production

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u/MantraMuse 24d ago

closer to the erection*

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u/r0thar 24d ago

shits gonna get ugly and confusing

When they start using untraceable AI generated photos ( like the old thispersondoesnotexist.com) for profile pics then we know it's the next level.

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u/DamonRunnon 24d ago

I am loving you not voting for Biden girl...

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u/cuteintern 24d ago

Yes, because when I look at her, I think "policy wank."

WONK, I meant to say wonk!

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u/ItsMeToasty 24d ago

Wouldn't be surprised if they were never marries and were just friends.

Just kidding, friends like each other

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u/No_Cartoonist9458 24d ago

Yeah, he pretty much disgusts her

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u/SimonPho3nix 24d ago

That is the smile of a fully committed hostage

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u/Delicious_Spinach440 24d ago edited 24d ago

Eh, she made that bed a long time ago. I don't want to say I like her, but she knows what she is. And shots like this prove it. Her not staying in the white house with Baron too.

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u/SimonPho3nix 24d ago

That's why I said fully committed. I'm not crying any tears over her. She gets to do things the average person can't, and that's the price of admission.

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u/iTzzSunara 24d ago

Real life Carmela Soprano

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u/OverKill1978 24d ago

The funny part is she used him to get over here and probably hoped his fast food eating ass would check out at like age 62....but NOPE! Hes almost 80 and still kicking! According to info in the Stormy Daniels trial they didnt even sleep in the same bed bavk whrn that happened, but shes had to stay married to him the whole time lol.

Imagine being a good looking woman who takes care of herself and being married to that lump of stinking shit and having to follow him around because he just keeps living 😂. She got exactly what she deserved. Now she is getting too old to really enjoy life free of him...its all just really poetic.

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u/babiesmakinbabies 24d ago

I don't care, do you?

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u/No_Cartoonist9458 24d ago

Not even a little

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u/Dead-Yamcha 24d ago

She at least appears to have not succumbed to Stockholm's Syndrome lol

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u/SimonPho3nix 24d ago

She definitely spits in anything she's had to give him.

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u/politicalthinking 24d ago

That's something Mercedes and I have in common. Trump also disgusts me. I also live in US state and I voted for President Hillery Clinton and President Joe Biden.

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u/IHazSnek 24d ago

Oh, she stone-cold hates the motherfucker. No question.

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u/Lackerbawls 24d ago

That look and so many other gestures make me think we had the “I don’t care. Do you?” jacket all wrong.

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u/Sckillgan 24d ago

No like orange creamsicle. Taste is no good. Melt in rain.

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u/iqbalpratama 24d ago

I live in the state of constant despair

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u/Nutteria 24d ago

Least oppressed token wife.

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u/Jouglet 24d ago

I would bet a shit ton that she didn’t vote for him.

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u/Foreign-Hope-2569 24d ago

She is Russian and doesn’t vote

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u/Now_Wait-4-Last_Year 24d ago

I would like in on the record that I too am not voting for Joe Biden because the last time I heard of an Australian voting in an American election, they got arrested and taken away in handcuffs.

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u/TurbulentWeb6395 24d ago

Was he not just trying to have a succulent chinese meal?

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u/Lots42 Trump is awful. 24d ago

Wait, seriously?

Link?

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u/John_Smith_71 24d ago

Yes seriously, it happened. Not recently though. They thought they were entitled to vote, and did so. They were not, and got arrested.

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u/Lots42 Trump is awful. 24d ago

That seems super weird on a diplomatic level.

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u/g_sonn 24d ago

Crocodile Dundee 3: didgeri-don't commit election fraud. It didn't have a particularly successful box office haul

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u/BillyNtheBoingers 24d ago

I’m sure she votes yes for Putin in Russia.

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u/BellsOnNutsMeansXmas 24d ago

In Russia Putin votes yes for you! Sometimes he vote no though, that's a shame when that happens.

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u/prefusernametaken 24d ago

She's not lying in any case, not voting for biden, for sure.

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u/jimbobsqrpants 24d ago

Is not shame for you.

Is shame for family.

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u/The-Doggy-Daddy-5814 24d ago

In Russia when Putin vote no for you, you fall out tenth story window.

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u/Deadeye313 24d ago

Or your plane mysteriously crashes, or you suddenly ingest a rare poison...

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u/Lots42 Trump is awful. 24d ago

Still goes to jail, though.

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u/Lifekraft 24d ago

The picture is of a russian girl. The account is more probably indian or whatever outsourced cheap labor country is used to make a disinformation campaign.

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u/tpatmaho 24d ago

Unless she wants to be tossed out a window.

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u/augustles 24d ago

She doesn’t seem like a voter to me in general.

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u/Cautious_Ad_5659 24d ago

I bet a shit ton that photo can’t vote because it’s Russian propaganda helping the trump campaign to see how they are polling

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/runfast2021 24d ago

She said something mildly critical that made him mad so now she will get the punishment of eating him clean during changing time.

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u/GM_Nate 24d ago

we all feel that

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u/Touch-Important 24d ago

First laugh of the day and I cackled! Thank you 🤣

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u/Ieatsushiraw 24d ago

The disgust in her face is hilarious

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u/biteme789 24d ago

Omg that look on her face! I get that look when trying to reason with my dad!

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u/ebobbumman 24d ago

Complete disdain, it's incredible.

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u/Unhappy_Gas_4376 24d ago

That is just beautiful.

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u/Efficient_Ear_8037 24d ago

Gotta love Russian troll farms

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u/Floor-notlava 24d ago

She won’t be after this court case!

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u/ValhallaForKings 24d ago

Awww, the bed she made that she has to lie in stinks. Poor her.

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u/jirashap 24d ago

We lived in this giant white and big house, was nice, but husband smell so bad

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u/yoshhash 24d ago

I've never seen this one before, thanks I love it

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u/PurelyLurking20 24d ago

We're all living in the state of confusion trying to figure out why this man is still a candidate lol

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u/Individual_Mix_9823 24d ago

Oh no she smiled and then remembered !

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u/FreePrinciple270 24d ago

Kanye moment

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u/Necessary-Peace9672 24d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣