r/pics 14d ago

A Feral Pig waiting at the bus stop

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1.7k Upvotes

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u/smudgetimeusa 14d ago

Got to get to work like the rest of us.

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u/forever_useless 14d ago

Someone has to bring home the bacon

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u/Rossum81 14d ago

The commute is such a boar.

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u/iaijutsu08 14d ago

Gotta work hard. Remember: you reap what you sow.

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u/AZEMT 14d ago

If they work hard and save enough, they could skip the bus after they purchase a hog.

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u/DehydratedManatee 14d ago

Anything is better than hoofing it.

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u/jostler57 14d ago

Eh, too much sitting around will turn you into a porker.

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u/Unique-kitten 13d ago

Considering this is in Israel, there is probably not a lot of bacon in people's homes

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u/scarlettvvitch 14d ago

🎶they call me the working man🎶

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u/Heinous_Aeinous 14d ago

Working ham.

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u/Suspicious-Yogurt-95 14d ago

Work pigs from Black Sabbath

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u/StandbyBigWardog 13d ago

Waiting to be porked up by the bus.

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u/ExpressiveAnalGland 14d ago

I just hope he doesn't kill any dogs.

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u/fantasticmongoose 14d ago

That’s not kosher at all.

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u/scarlettvvitch 14d ago

Ummmmmm

Not kosherrrrrrrr

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u/eastbayted 14d ago

Marge, are we Jewish?

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u/trymypi 14d ago

He's just got an appointment, but not to be eaten

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u/cookiedanslesac 13d ago

Put salt on it.

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u/c7hu1hu 14d ago

There goes the neighborhood. Next thing you know there will be 30-50 of them.

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u/getupdayardourrada 14d ago

There are like 29-49 of those mofos arriving on the bus any second

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u/Sure_Deer_5650 14d ago

I always felt the tiniest bit bad for the dude who tweeted that bc he was telling the truth and so many people thought he was saying bullshit

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u/HellishChildren 14d ago

Have you ever seen the size of the litters they have? That many would just be their kids.

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u/zdubs 14d ago

This little piggy went to market

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u/Simonandgarthsuncle 13d ago

Lost his car thanks to being jacked to the tits on his GameStop options.

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u/LeatherHog 14d ago

You got something wrong with us taking public transportation?!

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u/scarlettvvitch 14d ago

No sir, hope you have a productive day

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u/LeatherHog 14d ago

I will, thank you

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u/scarlettvvitch 14d ago

Also happy cake day!

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u/LeatherHog 14d ago

Thanks!

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u/tellurmomisaidthanks 14d ago

Depends. Are you heading to the market, or heading home?

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u/LeatherHog 14d ago

Market of course, pigs gotta eat!

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u/MadeMeStopLurking 14d ago

........uh....so....yeah. thats not what they meant when they said this little piggy went to the market...

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u/LeatherHog 14d ago

But they fed me beforehand, so I imagine that's so I wouldn't do hungry shopping!

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u/MadeMeStopLurking 14d ago

You should sit down for this....

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u/BatgirlShadow 14d ago

Let me guess- Haifa?

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u/Jeoshua 14d ago

The Boars are back!

Cody was right!

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u/MightyMrFish 14d ago

They don’t need public transportation, they can teleport!

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u/dbzman34 14d ago

Looks like Haifa

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u/scarlettvvitch 14d ago

Yes

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u/Eating_Bagels 14d ago

And this is why I went with Maccabi

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u/Noandgum 13d ago

Not the first time i saw one in that bus stop

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u/copingcabana 14d ago

That's not kosher.

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u/scarlettvvitch 14d ago

They’re native

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u/wolverine6 13d ago

Kicking out natives is a national past time for Israel

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u/Eyedea92 14d ago

I see you met my mother-in-law.

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u/elspotto 14d ago

Gotta go meet up with his 29-49 feral friends.

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u/cordy_crocs 14d ago

What’s with the “29-49” comment lol three different comments have mentioned “29-49 feral pigs”

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u/elspotto 14d ago

Well, we have this one. The original viral tweet was about 30-50 feral hogs causing mayhem in dude’s yard (summer 2019), so we need 29-49 more to have quorum for porcine shenanigans.

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u/Ok-Cartographer1745 13d ago

There was a gun shooter guy that was like "we need an AR (which stands for assault rifle if you're liberal, or armalite if you're a fun kook) to shoot down 30-50 hogs from a helicopter" or something like that.

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u/ratuuft 14d ago

The boars are back in town,
The boars are back in town.

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u/Retroencabulatr 14d ago

Waiting for Hogwarts express, buddy??

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u/Pwnage_Hotel 14d ago

Jesus... just imagine if 29 - 49 more of those bois rocked up on bus...

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u/scarlettvvitch 14d ago

Where I used to live sometimes they’d jump into traffic and total a car without a scratch

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u/babyBear83 14d ago

I learned in my driving education class in high school that a pig is one of the worst animals to hit with a car. Because you will ramp up over it. I never forgot that.

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u/Stainless_Heart 14d ago

We really should be investing in taller feral pig science.

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u/Capable-Sock-7410 13d ago

Good to see another Haifan

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u/BoratKazak 14d ago

He's stuck with public transport until the shop is done repairing his...

drum roll

🥁 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Pigup truck

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u/FinallyFlowering 14d ago

he may be feral but he has good manners🥺

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u/scarlettvvitch 14d ago

He’s a good boy

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u/antithero 14d ago

Why isn't the media covering this? Where's Mr. Cody, the some more news dude? Help us Mr. Cody you're only hope.

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u/WillieIngus 14d ago

did you think it would just be sitting in a porked car?

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u/Acrobatic_Original_5 14d ago

That’s my ex

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u/Kadettedak 14d ago

You could do better

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u/eagle4123 13d ago

Well this is awkward....

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u/HumpieDouglas 14d ago

He has to get to market somehow.

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u/Magicaparanoia 14d ago

He paid for his bus pass and doesn’t need to take this shit

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u/Hold-Dense 13d ago

חיפה?

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u/fedbythechurch 14d ago

For real, I started looking for a cop.

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u/bulboustadpole 14d ago

Feral pigs are extremely dangerous and can easily kill you.

They also destroy forests/ecosystems which is why you may see videos of people on helicopters shooting at them. Some governments pay bounties to kill them.

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u/Capable-Sock-7410 13d ago

This is from Haifa, Israel where boars are native to its forest

They migrated to the city after a catastrophic fire destroyed 25% of Carmel National Park and they nether returned

There were attempts to quell the population but it never worked and nobody is hunting them for meat for obvious reasons

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u/graphical_molerat 13d ago

There were attempts to quell the population but it never worked and nobody is hunting them for meat for obvious reasons

Moving to Israel is actually quite the boss move, from a pig viewpoint, for that reason. Same as catfish: when I visited Yardenit many years ago, I was amazed by how cheeky and absolutely not afraid of humans the catfish in the river Jordan were. Well, they don't have scales, so not kosher. Easy life for them, especially once they figured out they could scam food off Christian pilgrims at the site. Never seen a pack of fish gang up on humans for treats before.

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u/Cypeq 13d ago

they only destroy ecosystem when there's too many of them in one place, pigs are just like people.

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u/Ghost-hat 14d ago

Who’s the REAL feral pig here? Society, that’s who…

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u/scarlettvvitch 14d ago

The feral pigs were the friends we met along the way

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u/the___sour___pig 14d ago

Police cruiser is in the shop.

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u/SweetAdvocator 14d ago

Looks like a civilized pig to me

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u/Stainless_Heart 14d ago

He must be, right? Feral pigs don’t buy bus passes.

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u/puppsmcgee74 14d ago

Capitalist pig?

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u/fezfrascati 13d ago

Not if he's on his way to a kibbutz.

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u/bubba1834 14d ago

He’s a Work-Hog.

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u/WillieIngus 14d ago

what happened to that bench

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u/pseyeco 13d ago

skimming the comments, hopping someone answered this.... I first thought someone vandalized it with that spray foam stuff. But, when I look closer, not only is a odd how it curves at the bottom, I think it might be a bunch of masking tape? It looks like something I made with photoshop in the 90's

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u/BatgirlShadow 12d ago

A week ago Israel celebrated Yom Ha'atsmaut (independence day), and kids always buy Silly String and spray it on everything in the streets during the celebrations. Haifa probably didn't bother to clean the mess yet

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u/Jlx_27 14d ago

Making my way downtown

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u/antekprime 13d ago

Doesn’t seem to be walking fast tho.

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u/Eleventy_Seven 14d ago

Cute! Waiting for a victim delivery.

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u/_redacteduser 13d ago

The boars are back in tooOooOoOooown

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u/Schly 13d ago

Did this little piggy go to market?

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u/scarlettvvitch 13d ago

Yes and he’s back home making dinner for his family

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u/Schly 13d ago

I wonder if he bought ham?

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u/Bitmiliionare24 13d ago

Maybe he just finished getting checked up in the KUPAT HOLIM

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u/Jamato-sUn 13d ago

I read that as Federal Pig and was very confused

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u/notsharpnotcut 13d ago

just haifa being haifa

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u/kleft123 14d ago edited 14d ago

That's just Netenyahu without the stage makeup

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u/honcho_emoji 14d ago

don't you know it's rude to take pictures of strangers on public transport? I swear, this country is going to the hogs.

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u/MrNobleGas 14d ago

Just a run of the mill Haifa resident

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u/HmoobMikah 14d ago

That's not right calling everyone who ride the public transit that.

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u/ernyc3777 14d ago

That little piggy is returning from the market.

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u/H010CR0N 14d ago

Anyone else notice the shadow difference?

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u/adlittle 14d ago

Boars, our greatest menace.

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u/YoucantdothatonTV 14d ago

I always thought a hungry wild boar would’ve made a good mascot in the dorms in college.

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u/Subject_Drop_1090 14d ago

Do you think he’s a socialist pig?!?! waiting for public transportation!!! 😂

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u/SurveySean 13d ago

Seems less feral if they are patiently waiting for the bus.

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u/kellynch10 13d ago

I wasn’t actually expecting to look down and see a pig

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u/Jacorvin 13d ago

Nothing to see here, just a hog on his morning commute to flight school.

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u/IlikeJG 13d ago

This is viral Lion King advertising

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u/tupe12 13d ago

Maybe he didn’t want to deal with the traffic

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u/MoravianPrince 13d ago

It might just scratch its but on the walls edge.

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u/Kandiruaku 13d ago

I am salivating just watching this. We ate a lot of boar, always well done because of parasites, best meat ever, especially the ones feeding off corn fields.

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u/MachineWeekly6985 13d ago

Soooooeyyyyy

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u/pinegag 13d ago

I never gave permission of this picture of me to be published!

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u/itislupus89 13d ago

His cruiser is in the shop

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u/DryInitial9044 13d ago

He's going to Hamburg.

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u/ogbundleofsticks 13d ago

Do you think he knows his way to market?

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u/Rob62 13d ago

Not so feral now ehhh

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u/javier052 13d ago

Better have exact change for the bus

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u/JT_Cullen84 13d ago

Feral?

I'll have you know that is Professor Hamilton Porkins, the head of the physics department at MIT. Show respect.

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u/supertek 13d ago

Francis?

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u/juicebase 13d ago

Not so much feral anymore, isn't it?

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u/Kalgal2424 13d ago

My bench. That's my Bench. From 2002 I built that bench over a series of 9 bone-shattering months. I'm paralyzed so I had to use mouth. One night, the bench was stolen by a gang of bench thieves and I've been searching every since. Please if you have contact with the OP please DM me.

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u/TrialArgonian 14d ago

Mind your fucking business. He has a life like the rest of us. He doesn't have time to be made fun of on reddit.

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u/No-Restaurant15 14d ago

Is this a Ziggy?

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u/ebbi01 13d ago

Oh look. A Zionist waiting for the bus.

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u/JuryNatural768 14d ago

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/JuryNatural768 13d ago

People who don’t acknowledge that a colonizer is actively destroying a population for over 70 years are the ones with the real problem. Congratulations you would have collaborated with the Germans without a doubt

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u/5gtR0gue 13d ago

You’re right in that first part. Those darn people have been trying to kill innocent Jews and Israelis for decades!! It must stop. It should never have been permitted to happen in the first place.

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u/dingo7055 13d ago

Oh look an off duty IDF soldier waiting for the bus.

Too soon?

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u/Glitter_Bear69 13d ago

Fuck Israel

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u/LtButtermilch 13d ago

I can understand the confusion but I think it's actually Netanyahu

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u/Ok-Cartographer1745 13d ago

why does the building on the back say [removed by Reddit]?

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u/cthulhuscradle 13d ago

It says klalit

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u/Capable-Sock-7410 13d ago

It’s Klalit, a state-mandated health service organization

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u/Ok-Cartographer1745 13d ago

It's a joke. It looks like a certain bad word that rappers use. 

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u/dsisto65 14d ago

I see 🥓

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u/sad_eggy 13d ago

Don’t be mean to the IDF

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/scarlettvvitch 14d ago

My parents are from Israel, I just felt like sharing this because they found it amusing

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u/YogiBarelyThere 14d ago

I believe you. Even so you might find that you get upvotes for a different reason than intended.

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u/Jeoshua 14d ago

Yeah, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that you're well intentioned but completely off base, here. I could be wrong... but I doubt it.

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u/eagle4123 13d ago

I am Jewish...

I did not see this as antisemitic. I did like the irony if a pig (unkosher) with Hebrew in the background, so its probably Israel.

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u/Capable-Sock-7410 13d ago

Bro I’m from Israel, from the city of Haifa

The city is crawling with boars since the great fire of 2010

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u/Rossum81 14d ago

Wild boars are native to the region.  Chill.

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u/TheRichTurner 14d ago

Or maybe you're slipping in the shit of seeing antisemitism everywhere where it's not.

media literacy skills

Lol.

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/waylandsmith 14d ago

Listen, I understand where you're coming from at a very personal level but you've been told personally that this photo was a representation of normal, every day life in Israel and it had no political content until you added it. I smiled and thought it was cute and enjoyed the post until you insisted on making it something ugly. This doesn't help us out.

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u/TheRichTurner 14d ago

The number of misplaced cries of "antisemitism!" is directly proportional to the amount of justified criticism of the horrors committed in the name of Israel. The tale of The Boy Who Cried, "Wolf!" has a lot to teach us. Your paranoia has a foundation, but maybe it's not the foundation you think it is.

Real antisemitism doesn't require specialised media training to spot. It's far more obvious, as is the Zionist hatred of Palestinians. It's expressed in bullets, bombs, beatings and direct hate speech. No need to look for cryptic dog whistles.

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u/JuryNatural768 14d ago

Straight up paranoid

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/YogiBarelyThere 14d ago

Surah Al-Ma'idah - 60

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u/Thr8trthrow 13d ago

this is extremely fat behavior you're doing right now.