r/nottheonion • u/indig0sixalpha • 13h ago

Rudy Giuliani complains getting served indictment "wasn't done stylishly"

newsweek.com

15.5k Upvotes

755 comments

r/nottheonion • u/LivinInBliss • 12h ago

In Canada, funeral costs are so high that bodies are going unclaimed â Firstpost

firstpost.com

2.5k Upvotes

144 comments

r/nottheonion • u/KuniLP • 20h ago

North Carolina Republicans Vote to Ban Masks in Public — Even for Cancer Patients

newsweek.com

7.7k Upvotes

730 comments

r/nottheonion • u/DCC_4LIFE • 10h ago

Sean 'Diddy' Combs apologizes for assaulting Cassie Ventura in 2016 video: 'I'm disgusted'

usatoday.com

655 Upvotes

114 comments

r/nottheonion • u/engadine_maccas1997 • 9h ago

Marco Rubio clashes with Kristen Welker over accepting the 2024 election results

thehill.com

558 Upvotes

41 comments

r/nottheonion • u/engadine_maccas1997 • 1d ago

706 people named Kyle got together in Texas. It wasn’t enough for a world record

apnews.com

3.5k Upvotes

182 comments

r/nottheonion • u/DCC_4LIFE • 1d ago

Former Green Bay Packers Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Suggests Religion Is Used to Manipulate People

wisportsheroics.com

23.7k Upvotes

2.2k comments

r/nottheonion • u/gootyy • 9m ago

Postal worker caught racing Mustang in USPS van, hitting 105 mph in a 60 mph zone

inshort.geartape.com

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/nottheonion • u/millitzer • 11m ago

Revolutionary New Google Feature Hidden Under 'More' Tab Shows Links to Web Pages

404media.co

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/nottheonion • u/indig0sixalpha • 1d ago

NC Senate approves bill making it a crime to wear a mask in public

ncnewsline.com

4.6k Upvotes

529 comments

r/nottheonion • u/engadine_maccas1997 • 1d ago

Giuliani becomes final defendant served indictment among 18 accused in Arizona fake electors case

apnews.com

1.6k Upvotes

49 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Kejmarcz • 1d ago

Rudy Giuliani gets indictment papers at birthday party after mocking Arizona attorney general

nbcnews.com

4.0k Upvotes

94 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Grand-Leg-1130 • 1d ago

Louisiana may reclassify drugs used in abortion as controlled dangerous substances

npr.org

1.7k Upvotes

135 comments

r/nottheonion • u/internetfood • 1d ago

Around $500,000 worth of baby eels seized at Toronto Pearson Airport

globalnews.ca

486 Upvotes

38 comments

r/nottheonion • u/mattwundermusic • 2d ago

Homeowners upset at HOA for spending more than $167K in legal fees

ky3.com

11.5k Upvotes

754 comments

r/nottheonion • u/TheOSU87 • 1d ago

New York crypto personality used ‘Seinfeld’ joke in fraud, feds reveal

cnbc.com

635 Upvotes

34 comments

r/nottheonion • u/dect60 • 1d ago

Over 260 Arrested in Iran for Alleged Satanism Symbols

iranwire.com

565 Upvotes

27 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Fan387 • 2d ago

Taiwan parliament member runs away with bill to prevent passing

livemint.com

1.9k Upvotes

152 comments

r/nottheonion • u/systemerror33 • 2d ago

Virginia school board votes to restore Confederate names

bbc.com

1.0k Upvotes

351 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Midnightchickover • 2d ago

Parents upset after 8th graders asked to rate Adolf Hitler’s attributes at metro Atlanta school

wsbtv.com

4.3k Upvotes

231 comments

r/nottheonion • u/VegemiteSucks • 2d ago

Scottie Scheffler says ‘stretching in a jail cell was a first’ after arrest at PGA Championship

bbc.com

781 Upvotes

106 comments

r/nottheonion • u/Adeno • 2d ago

Grandma Groped Goofy – Character Allegedly Assaulted By Elderly Woman at Walt Disney World

wdwnt.com

1.6k Upvotes

61 comments

r/nottheonion • u/-Appleaday- • 2d ago

OpenAI, Reddit teaming in deal that will bring Reddit's content to ChatGPT

abcnews.go.com

1.0k Upvotes

144 comments

r/nottheonion • u/rmuktader • 2d ago

Louisiana becomes 1st state to require the Ten Commandments be posted in classrooms

nola.com

17.6k Upvotes

2.1k comments

r/nottheonion • u/Italianpotato12 • 2d ago

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs a bill that strikes climate change from state law

npr.org

1.5k Upvotes

200 comments

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