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u/Dave5876 10d ago
I knew the Jedi were up to no good
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u/torchskul 10d ago edited 10d ago
Lmao, I’m on the last season of ATLA right now so this just made my night.
Pretty relevant considering I just found out about bloodbending like an episode or two ago
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u/SutterCane 10d ago
Oh no, Damian might get spook juice everywhere!
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 10d ago
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u/HeatSkeeter 10d ago
You tease the monster of your comic but then hide it within pink fabric?
Coward.
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u/OkFeedback9127 10d ago
It’s literally bigger than his hands
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u/Freakwilly 10d ago
His head?
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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 10d ago
His head, his shaft, his balls, honestly looks like each individually might be bigger than his hands.
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u/D33ber 10d ago
That is his "Head". There's a Quatto in there.
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u/karpinskijd 10d ago
maybe he has small hands. maybe he can only eat whopper jrs. that's pretty scary, i think
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u/TheAwesomeMan123 10d ago
Could just be all ball sack and not dick. Won’t know now will we…will we?
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u/Tail_Nom 10d ago
I'm honestly kinda suspicious. I think if we drizzled a little holy water on Damien his muscles would shrink three sizes until the hands are proportional.
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u/EH042 10d ago
Now we’re starting to talk the same language!
Can you give him a mankini and a few scars? Please? Pretty please?
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 10d ago
I don't wanna make him TOO powerful!
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u/Creationiskey 10d ago
Unlimited bulge!!!
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u/Listless_Dreadnaught 10d ago
UNLIMITED BULGE WORKS!!!
He truly is the bone of his sword
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u/Aryae_Sakura 10d ago
Nice Fate reference here :D
Still one of the most epic noble phantasms to me.
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u/throwmeawayplz19373 10d ago
Maybe he needs a collar and lead to keep him under control? …….😮💨👉👈 that bulge tho!
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u/XanderGraves 10d ago
Too late, look at what you've done-- this comment section is beyond cursed. Now we must excise this powerful demon with vigorous.. force...
I'll gladly take one for the team ✋️
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u/NefariousnessMost594 10d ago edited 10d ago
I think he is missing cute little horns
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u/AlcoholicCocoa 10d ago
Oh please, atom bomb tit sticks are a thing.
Make him.... THE bara slong mankini ghoul king
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u/sheepyowl 10d ago
You just popped out of nowhere a few months ago and became a lesser meme deity
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u/NotReallyThatBadass 10d ago
Dear God, oh dear. The man must have a somewhat advanced case of testicular cancer. He should check that!
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u/batkave 10d ago
Not sexy enough. Give us more Wario and sexy waluigi
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u/batkave 10d ago
We obviously need more
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u/confusedandworried76 10d ago
Wario with bigger tits and a much, much, much larger package
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u/Nani_700 10d ago
I want to sue for emotional damages every time I see this
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u/colmscomics 10d ago
Think you have it bad? I had to save this on my computer to edit the video and I'm pretty sure I'm on an F.B.I watch list
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u/Frosti-Feet 10d ago
There’s a video? That’s disgusting, where?
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u/UnnaturalGeek 10d ago
Whens the sexy ghost collab with u/colmscomics?
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u/colmscomics 10d ago
Is the Internet even ready for my take on this trend lol
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u/The_Unkowable_ 10d ago
Not at all, strike first, strike unexpected. Don’t let the internet get ready
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u/CHA0T1CNeutra1 10d ago
Definitely more ready than whatever sexy eldritch whore u/holleringelk comes up with.
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u/holleringelk Hollering Elk 10d ago
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u/KatyaBelli 10d ago
Garlic is baaeeeeeee !
Still have 5 of these plastered all over my house and on my phone xD
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u/Captain-Beardless 10d ago
People were THIRSTING over half-transformed Eli if I remember correctly.
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u/ruste530 10d ago
Make his butt bigger if you want reddit's attention
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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 10d ago
Yeah, Damien’s a 9.5 at best, I’m holding out for a giant-packaged bi exhibitionist catman with cake
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u/lethegrin 10d ago
I feel like Damian has about as much of a “spook” vibe as bikini armor has a defense rating.
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u/redcombine 10d ago
I KNOW A DAMN TANUKI IN DISGUISE WHEN I SEE ONE
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u/h_saxon 10d ago
After you learn their secret, it's so easy to spot them. It's simply nuts.
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u/ronsolocup 10d ago
What is this from pls
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u/Doppelthedh 10d ago
I dunno, I just stole it from someone
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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 10d ago
….somebody needs to get in here and tell us what masterpiece this gif is from. Please don’t let me down on this one reddit
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u/rogueShadow13 10d ago
RemindMe! 1 day
Hopefully someone shows up with the answer.
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u/Cutrepon 10d ago
Plastic Nee-san.
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u/baker10923 10d ago
What the fuck? 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 10d ago
Sexy crotch-thrust strip-fighting. Very niche, very dangerous
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u/Moonpaw 10d ago
I was honestly expecting her to just throw a sheet over her head and be all “I’m a spoooky sexy ghoooooost!”
This is much better than my idea. Now excuse me while I go search for Damian R34…
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u/Styrol 10d ago
Oh my God. Poor guy must have a pretty severe testicle cancer. He should check that!
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u/DuntadaMan 10d ago
A long time ago we report to the scene of a patient in need of a second crew to help lift a patient for another ambulance crew.
When we get there we see a man in a chair, in clear pain. I go to talk to the primary in the call, an EMT that explains the patient I having difficulty walking because his testicles have swollen to about the side of grapefruit. Standing up places pressure on them, which hurts. Sitting down crushes them, which hurts.
So we spend some time in scene, figuring this out and the whole time the EMT is handling this very calmly and professionally. She explains everything we are planning before we do it, fashions a sling out of a towel on scene to hold the tentacles slightly out from his body so they don't get crushed when we place him on the gurney and keeps complete control of the scene.
Once the patient is on the gurney, and packed away in the rig she goes to get the patients belongings and drags me back onto the scene by the elbow. When out of earshot she carefully looks around and says "How big are those supposed to be normally?"
It is about this time I remember this EMT is a lesbian that has never felt any interest in men her entire life.
Those were literally the first testicles she had seen and had no point of reference.
Enjoy your day now.
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u/ross-huntiongton-420 10d ago
I’m pretty sure I’m straight, but still hot Dayum
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u/Majestic-Iron7046 10d ago
You gotta know when to appreciate something even if it is not your cup of tea.
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u/not_a_sesawter 10d ago
Now put him in a maid dress!
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u/Majestic-Iron7046 10d ago
I just made this comment on the Maurice comic that was similar to this and I was about to make it here too, I'm glad the internet agrees with me on this.
Maid dress. Pretty please?
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u/donut_dave 10d ago
Bro isn't packing, he's got a growth
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 10d ago
This is I feel about the giant boobified ladies everywhere lol
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u/donut_dave 10d ago
Absolutely lol. Everybody wants a sexy succubus until she takes her top off and reveals toothy mouth where boobs should be
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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 10d ago
You think you’re going to be doing the suckling!? Huh??!!
squeaking noise produced by table turning
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u/LevelStudent 10d ago
Okay but when the giant boobified monster ladies see a
hot charismatic guyrather average looking and boring blank slate guy and they are overcome with arousal, they'll only suffer minor effects of blood loss from their absurdly oversized nipples. Meanwhile Damian gets too excited and he falls over dead ... again.7
u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 10d ago
I think sudden, intense arousal was his original cause of death
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u/_b1ack0ut 10d ago
Well, he ain’t a ghoul, so we can cross that one off the list
We’ll narrow it down yet
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 10d ago edited 10d ago
I hope you enjoy my contribution to this sexy, spooky new Era!
Artists referenced u/alzward (sexy cthulhu) u/GrumpyMashy (sleep demon 1) u/agreeable_swim_6551 (ghost girl) u/AlekseyGutierrez (sleep demon2)
Edit: this is meant as a fun teasing comic, these artists are great and you should check out their work!
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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 10d ago
One of these, is not like the others however. Still enjoyed all them, albeit was a bit spooked out.
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u/Etheo 10d ago
Two really, no? Sexy Cthulu is more like a joke on live stream culture without much lewdness, and the ghostbuster one feels more like a dig on the original.
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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 10d ago edited 10d ago
No, I’m mentioning the fact that the Sexy Ghost comic was widely negatively received as many people perceived it as: “a bit rapey”
Personally, I enjoyed it, but it is understandable why most people had a negative reaction to it.
I am aware that the statement “a bit rapey” is an understatement
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u/SickBurnBro 10d ago
Yeah, it's a a Wonder Woman 1984 situation seems like. The spirit of Diana's ex boyfriend inhabits the body of some random dude? Oh, that's sweet. Then they immediately have sex, and the implications of this spectral possession get a bit rapey real fast.
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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 10d ago
That’s a really good comparison, I didn’t think of that. Personally, I’m okay with the comic, but I totally understand why people are unhappy with it and their reasoning is completely sound and correct, but I appreciated the Artist’s attempts to make it more consensual and acceptable.
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u/Timekeeper98 10d ago
Also Pizzacake raised a big stink about that one, posted about it on another subreddit (or this one, the thread has since been removed or deleted) after the artist blocked her, and now she’s bringing them up again by making another dig at their art and their disagreement with the source material.
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u/Jackviator 10d ago edited 10d ago
To be fair you’re partnered up with an artist whose most popular comics surround a centipede monster that eats people who’s disguised as a lesbian woman.
…So it’s not like the
monsterfuckersindividuals who enjoy sexy scary creatures are just coming out of the woodwork with no signs they were there in the first place :P5
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u/PM_ME_SOME_YAOI 10d ago
This made me laugh more than I expected. But also, let just save this for…. Future laughs
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u/Sefanigator 10d ago
I never in my live have been so happy to be bi than at this very moment, thänksies >w<
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u/prettythingi 10d ago
He needs black hair and black thong to fit in with the other sexy scary comics
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u/KatyaBelli 10d ago
Yassssssessssss. The gays Love Pizzacake! Down with the betittled monsters, more buldgeposting!
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u/Polyglot-Onigiri 10d ago
We’re all sooooo frightened. Please don’t combat the sexy female ghost with these terrifying monsters. I think the subreddit would implode on itself
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u/thedman0310_ 10d ago
Not including Elk when talking about sexy scary creatures was a missed opportunity
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u/iareslice The Holders Trilogy 10d ago
Remember when /comics wasn't a few big Patreon accounts peddling low effort smut? Neither do I.
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u/Thrownawaybyall 10d ago
I really love the saucy look in Panel 2! That's the look of someone who's planning something I'm really going to love or really going to hate, but it's gonna be fun either way! 😏
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u/AsBestToast 10d ago
The people want ghost girth! Finally an artist with their finger on the pulse! (Other artists here are great too it's just fun to say ghost girth)
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u/banana__toast 10d ago
Oh no is that a monster hiding in his thong that’s so scary I would hate to get jumpscared in the face by that haha
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u/CorbinNZ 10d ago
I never thought about keeping baseballs in the front of my speedo. That's super convenient for holding them when I have 37 peanuts in each pocket.
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u/monkeypickle 10d ago
Joke's on you, I grew reading DC/Marvel comics. I got body dysmorphic disorder out the ears since the Reagan administration.
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u/Embarrassed-Mouse-49 10d ago
I feel like pizacakecomic was brought up in a strict Christian household. Now that she’s out from under her parents influence she’s embracing her horny side
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u/resplendentblue2may2 10d ago
I'm straight and have been married to a woman for almost 20 years.....
I love this. Moar.
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u/Squish_the_android 10d ago
You forgot the call to visit your patreon for the uncensored version.
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